Ambitious publicist Margo lives in a small apartment in DC with her husband, Ian. For the last ten months they, like hundreds of others in America, is struggling in the current housing market. They are either too late to place in an offer or their offers are thrown up by others offering way more over asking price. Still, Margo refuses to give up. She deserves the house of her dream and, once she has it, she can finally focus on getting pregnant and creating the family she always dreamt of. When a gorgeous home in the couple’s dream neighborhood comes up, Margo knows she has to have it. And she’s willing to do anything to get it.

This satirical novel has, so far, been the best book I have read in 2026. It was hilarious, unbelievable, and a nonstop ride the whole way. As someone who has gone to battle in America’s current housing crisis, I could relate to Margo and Ian plenty of times (though I would like to mention I would never go as far as Margo to get my dream home!)

Ms. Kashino gets the challenges home buyers are facing right now and is able to not only provide commentary on it but also show how far people will go to get a home. Margo is a very unlikeable character but also you can’t help but agree with her on some things. She is extremely smart, crafty, and filled with rage. In essence, she is a great character to read about. You never quite know what she is going to do next and that’s half the fun.

If you need a good laugh or want a story filled with feminine rage, this is absolutely a must.

5 out of 5 stars